I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
only if we run a train.
done.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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