Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
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