I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Randomize
