You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
last night I used snow as a chaser
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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