I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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