Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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