SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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