Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
found the other keg... it's in the tree
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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