I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
