My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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