I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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