Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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