You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Randomize
