how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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