You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I have fence marks all over my body
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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