it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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