Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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