Is it normal to miss your booty call?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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