I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I need a burrito and a hug.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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