love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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