Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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