my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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