Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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