i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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