singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Randomize
