I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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