Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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