That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
After last night, I could never be a politician.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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