So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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