FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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