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Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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