You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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