There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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