nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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