he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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