just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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