would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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