Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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