gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Everything about him screamed your future.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Be still, my beating vagina.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
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