David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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