Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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