If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
BRING THE BAGELS
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
