i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
4 words: hood of his car
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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