I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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