I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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