Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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