Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
it was like eating out sand paper
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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