One girl and one boy is just not enough.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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