I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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