Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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