I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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