Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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