Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
